us: where’s the single? where’s the SINGLE? the single? s i n g l e
beyonce: TAKE A DAMN ALBUM BITCH
i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.
Beyoncé shady as hell for releasing an album with seventeen goddamn videos when I have essays & shit to be writing like bitch that is disrespectful & you’re paying my college tuition when I fail out of school because of your ass. Don’t play that shit.
Beyoncé’s new album is on iTunes now
it was the get your shit together year
2013 was such a trash year ugh
0/10 would not recommend
It was the bounce back year……
2013 would’ve been another ‘ain’t shit’ year, but Beyoncé just dropped an album, this is actually the best year of my life.